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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Name: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Genre: Drama
Released: 2025-10-10
Duration: 113 min
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

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2025 1h 53m 6.3 rated Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Starring

Rose Byrne Linda

Conan O'Brien Therapist

A$AP Rocky James

Danielle Macdonald Caroline

Delaney Quinn Child

Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring

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Director

Mary Bronstein

Studios

A24, Central Pictures, Fat City, Bronxburgh

Release

2025-10-10

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is a 2025 movie in the Drama space directed by Mary Bronstein and starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky. Use this page to watch the trailer, check cast and production details, save it to your lists, or jump to where it is available to watch.